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Started by alunl , Jun 11 2006 06:36 pm

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#1 alunl

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Posted 11 June 2006 - 06:36 pm

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we have no bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we haven't got any f*cking bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, are you deaf? We haven't got any f*cking bread, ask me
again
and I'll nail your f*cking beak to the bar you irritating b*stard of a
f*cking bird!"

Duck: "Got any nails?"
Barman: "No"
Duck: "Got any bread?

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#2 Guinness

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 05:18 pm

waaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaa

brilliant

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#3 wicklamulla

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 06:33 pm

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa

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#4 dapleb

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 07:38 pm

Hehehe one of my favourites....though the one I heard involved a Rabbit and Carrots.

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#5 Guest_Emmett_*

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:24 pm

QUOTE(dapleb @ Wed 14th Jun 2006, 08:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Hehehe one of my favourites....though the one I heard involved a Rabbit and Carrots.

You could probably use Badgers and whatever they eat? People?

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#6 Nosaj

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Posted 15 June 2006 - 02:07 pm

i dont get it

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#7 Spongey

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Posted 15 June 2006 - 07:35 pm

I think we all guessed that.

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#8 Guinness

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Posted 16 June 2006 - 08:01 pm

QUOTE(Emmett @ Wed 14th Jun 2006, 09:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You could probably use Badgers and whatever they eat? People?

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaa

QUOTE(Spongey @ Thu 15th Jun 2006, 08:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I think we all guessed that.

zap!

I'm an insomniac agnostic dyslexic. I lay awake at night and wonder if there really is a dog.

yamaha : xv535/92-92 | red TDM850/92-05 | silver TDM900A/05-

get them here