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#1 Favs

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Posted 30 May 2021 - 09:37 am

I used to work with a guy & everyone called him Keth. It took me ages to work out that his name was Keith but he was missing an eye.

 

And here's a real one.....

There's a bloke regularly goes into a boozer I used to frequent who was a nuisance to all. We all called him Nipples cos he got on everyone's tits 

 

 


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Posted 30 May 2021 - 10:10 am

Worked with a bloke who's eye's were'nt quite level, so he got called Isaiah.


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Posted 30 May 2021 - 03:50 pm

The financial director of a company I used to do work for was called Robin Banks. Seriously.

 

At a college I used to work at, one of the hairdressing lecturers was called Tracy Rimmer, nickname ‘Trimmer’. That worked okay ‘til she got married  :) (...but NOT to a nice Korean gentleman called Mr Wat unfortunately  :rotflmmfao:).


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Posted 30 May 2021 - 06:51 pm

There was an old boy who used to be a fork truck driver at the factory I worked at a few years back who sported a fantastic slicked down comb over his nickname was a fitting Barcode 😂

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Posted 30 May 2021 - 08:43 pm

The boss of a firm I worked for had a pretty dreadful set of teeth. As a matter of fact when he spoke it looked like he only had one front fang.

Behind his back, he was known as Juanita.....


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Posted 30 May 2021 - 11:28 pm

I worked with a bloke known as sinex, he got up your nose and it lasted 8 hours.

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Posted 31 May 2021 - 02:32 am

Sinex !! Awesome 😂
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Posted 31 May 2021 - 08:09 am

:clapping:


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Posted 14 January 2022 - 11:09 am

A friend of mine introduced one of his friends from work as 'Man Bat'

 

 

 

His name was Wayne Bruce ......


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Posted 14 January 2022 - 12:37 pm

We've got a collegue known as CAPS LOCK. It becomes apparent why whenever he starts talking, to the point that peeps who have only heard the nickname immediately recognizes him in a crowd. 


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Posted 14 January 2022 - 12:49 pm

My Dad used to call me Bill, not Jamie (my real name :huh: ). 

 

Appropriate enough, he was an accountant so he probably saw me as an expense!


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Posted 25 January 2022 - 07:21 pm

I call my wife Titanic 'cos she only went down once.


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Posted 25 January 2022 - 07:40 pm

Used to have a bloke on board a boat I was on who was known as the sexual advisor.........

 

Because if we wanted his F**king advice we'd have ask him.

 

Another was Figjam.... F**k I'm good just ask me


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Posted 26 January 2022 - 06:03 pm

🤣👍 using that one 🙌
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Posted 17 February 2022 - 06:38 pm

My good lady and i worked at a plastics company years ago one of our clients was Affilia Balls. The parents must have know surely!


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Posted 17 February 2022 - 07:21 pm

:lol:


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Posted 19 February 2022 - 09:57 am

Not a nickname as such, but I went to school with a girl called Penelope Hawe - Penny.


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Posted 19 February 2022 - 11:51 am

I used to work with Graham Lickers ..... He had a butty student called Fanny Dubois and despite our encouragement they refused to get married.
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