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Started by dapleb , Mar 04 2022 07:21 pm

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#81 dapleb

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Posted 15 April 2022 - 08:24 am

What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally?

Sheer Luck Holmes
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Posted 15 April 2022 - 09:06 am

Have you swallowed a pack of xmas crackers Daps?


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#83 dapleb

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Posted 15 April 2022 - 11:27 am

It sure feels like it.
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Posted 16 April 2022 - 08:28 am

How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend.

Meet Patty.
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Posted 16 April 2022 - 09:21 am

I had to give up my job at the soft-drink can crushing factory - it was soda pressing.

 

Too warm for a coat.........


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Posted 16 April 2022 - 10:57 am

Lolzio
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Posted 17 April 2022 - 07:02 am

What's the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.
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Posted 17 April 2022 - 08:56 am

"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas."


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Posted 18 April 2022 - 08:26 am

My wife has begged me to stop making police related puns.

I said "OK, I'll give it arrest"
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Posted 18 April 2022 - 10:01 am

I'm considering taking up philately......
I'll keep you posted.

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Posted 18 April 2022 - 10:09 am

I'm certain of becoming a numismatic...you can count on it.
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Posted 18 April 2022 - 10:54 am

Philately is bad, should be stamped out
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Posted 18 April 2022 - 11:50 am

Got an unwanted swarm of bees in my back yard, I looked them up and it seems they are caled nim-bees.


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Posted 18 April 2022 - 12:34 pm

I'm considering taking up philately......
I'll keep you posted.

I tried that, but you know what they say? Philately gets you nowhere.


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Posted 21 April 2022 - 04:57 pm

97% of people are stupid. Thank god I'm in the other 5%.
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Posted 21 April 2022 - 06:05 pm

:lol: actually i dont understand the joke daps..


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Posted 22 April 2022 - 01:57 pm

I opened a restaurant called "peace and quiet". Kids meals only £150.
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Posted 22 April 2022 - 06:46 pm

There are 2 kinds of people.

 

1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data;


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Posted 23 April 2022 - 08:02 am

What happens when you put your hand in a blender?

You get a hand shake!
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#100 Snowbird

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Posted 23 April 2022 - 11:26 pm

Having heard lots about long covid I thought I'd try short covid as an excuse, nah apparently it's still called brewer's droop.....

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