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#41 MarkyMark

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Posted 19 September 2008 - 10:44 am

AVAST............

AVAST............

I'v asked you twice

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#42 dapleb

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Posted 19 September 2008 - 10:47 am

QUOTE(dapleb @ Fri 19th Sep 2008, 10:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
poop deck


laugh.gif blink.gif Also the answer to 4 across in todays Times Crossword. OPEC K POD, ....it be an anagram yaaarggghghhgghgh.

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#43 wicklamulla

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 09:16 pm

arrrrrr arrrrrr arrrrrr (is pirate speak fer oh shit i have thrown No. 7 doon anudder Exmoor road on monda noight, god bless the topbox, enjun bars and handguards fer saving me boike and me leathers and armoured sextile jacket fer saving me skin.....was dicing with an Aprilia Tuona and wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ahead tll i lay down ferra rest). grrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 09:29 pm

I watched a Fat Bazzer hit the Gravel at Molly Millars lane this morning. Boy he was big. As the Man in the people carrier phoned for the blues, I stopped and helped him pick up his bike, Susie something, blue n white, he then realized that he had no rent or MOT, and started to panic, the man on the phone then tapped me on the shoulder and asked if needed an Ambulance! No!!.

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#45 dapleb

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Posted 19 September 2011 - 05:16 pm

Yargggggggggggggggggggh me hearties. Today it be......nearly missed he ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
"Whats up", "Piston Broke", "Yeah me too...hic"

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#46 Pantboy

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Posted 19 September 2011 - 09:08 pm

aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggghhhh, dappers ya scurvy dog, i'm glad ye reminded me, or i'd be made to walk the plank to see davey jones locker

#47 dapleb

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Posted 19 September 2012 - 07:00 am

Yarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh me farties, it be that day again. Just a normal day round earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Every year on talk loike a poooooooooooooooyrate day oi send an email to thee fine Rum makers Captain Morgan with a picture of......me poirate parott called....well arghhhh Capn. Morgan. Last toime he were sittin starrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhboard on a poirate ship. This yearghhhhhhhhhhhh he be zat on me boike crossbarrggghhhhhhhhhhhh lookin ooot to sea. Yarghhhhhhhhhhhh.


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#48 Galilee

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Posted 19 September 2012 - 10:49 am

Carpe in Pirate speak

enjoy

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#49 Studley Ramrod

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Posted 19 September 2012 - 10:58 am

QUOTE(Galilee @ Wed 19th Sep 2012, 11:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Most great unwashed e'er online be 175 on Sun 20th May 2012, 12:45 PM rotflmmfao.gif

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#50 Quartermaster

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Posted 19 September 2012 - 12:23 pm

Ahoy me jolly buckos, just realised what day it is and off to pillage the coffee machine right now

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#51 Studley Ramrod

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Posted 19 September 2012 - 03:36 pm


Haaaaaaaarghhhhhhhh ! it be Capt. Hungdrawn&QuarterMastered ! Pillager of Davy Jones' Caffeine lockaaaaaaarghhhh ! So it beeeeee !
Hoil be 'avin 2 in mine, an' black pearlcolated no lesssssssssss ! Hahaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr !

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#52 TinTin

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Posted 19 September 2012 - 05:04 pm

And not a mention of seaman Stains or master Bates. I am surprised. Captain Pugwash would be upset. Ye seadogs. tongue.gif

#53 MarkyMark

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 05:23 pm

Yaaaaaarkkkkkkkkkk - Pieces of seven - pieces of seven




(a parrity bit)

XT1200Z - Big and bouncy

GTR1400 - Chaufer the wife.
XT660Z - Fun and commute.
TDM900 - Yellow.


#54 dapleb

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 06:27 am

Yargggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh TDM lubbers, it be that toime of the yearghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh again.

 

Capn Morgan fetch me da plank. Argggghhhh


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#55 Matlock

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 07:00 am

Thanks fer remindering me yer scurvy dog.


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#56 ChrisG

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 07:38 am

Arrr tis a shame it be today and not tomorra, I has an an all day meeting tomorra with some old seadogs who'd be up ferrit...

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#57 Pantboy

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 08:17 am

Aye, and a foine morning it be to tell ye bilge rats a joke

Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrrrrre

#58 dapleb

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Posted 19 September 2014 - 07:14 pm

arghhh ye whore'son blaggart! whar'be'th Skull n Skuppers? Oive a fierce foire in me belly t'send em all ta Davy Jones' locker.  YARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.


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#59 RogerD

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Posted 19 September 2014 - 09:33 pm

15 mens on a dead mans chest Yo ho ho an'  a bokkle 'o rum.....Hic...Arrrhhhhh!


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#60 harvey krumpet

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Posted 20 September 2014 - 11:45 pm

What did the Pirate say on his 80th birthday?

 

 

"Aye Matey".


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