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[Pict]

I think I'd like a badger hat , will you sort me out with a badger G.

Bags one for a touring seat cover - the head would sit nicely up the tank end as a kind of sporran for my small change and a bit of Kendal mint cake etc.
(Hell I'm beginning to sound like LIAW!)

[laughin in a windstorm]

(Hell I'm beginning to sound like LIAW!)

[Pict]

our boss emailed us an ickle program a few months back and it was called the poo timer.
idea was you enter your salary/hourly rate and when in need of a number2 you clicked the "start poo" button and when you got back you clicked the "end poo" button and it calculated how much you had earnt during your poo.
I once had a £18 poo.
most impressive!

Not quite sure how to calculate the "damage" exactly, , but a mate of mine got caught short in Japan, used a hotel loo, then felt guilty (well, he was Swiss) so felt obliged to buy a snack. Ended up paying £40 for a steak sandwich, which in poo equivalents (inc. Swiss salary) must come to a fair bit...? I guess the bill included badger insurance (trying hard to get back on track)

Edited by Pict, 23 August 2006 - 06:41 am.