QUOTE(oiler @ Wed 24th May 2006, 06:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is that wot 900 owners call it , testing?
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Posted 24 May 2006 - 06:44 pm
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 08:06 am
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I wonder if testing to see how rough it's arse is would calm it down..........worked fine with wicky................. 
If you find a badger or any other furry creature in your tent best thing to do is try and take it from behind
once they realise your in charge they settle down and enjoy it
Could be worse you could find "Big Bird" in your tent
what was the name of BIG BIRDS MATE ? was it ERNIE ???
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 08:32 am
QUOTE(Nosaj @ Thu 25th May 2006, 08:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
what was the name of BIG BIRDS MATE ? was it ERNIE ???
& Bert.
i always prefered the cookie monster!
cant believe they are making him pc, he eats cookies NOT DAMN LETTUCE!!!
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Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips
current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 TDM900=unmolested. Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 08:38 am
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& Bert.
i always prefered the cookie monster!
cant believe they are making him pc, he eats cookies NOT DAMN LETTUCE!!!
i always prefered the cookie monster!
cant believe they are making him pc, he eats cookies NOT DAMN LETTUCE!!!
well done toneski. i forgot about BERT one was tall and the other was squat cant remember which one was which you must be older than me to remember that
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 08:44 am
QUOTE(Nosaj @ Thu 25th May 2006, 09:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
well done toneski. i forgot about BERT one was tall and the other was squat cant remember which one was which you must be older than me to remember that
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My TDM :
Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips
current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 TDM900=unmolested. Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 09:09 am
QUOTE(Toneski @ Thu 25th May 2006, 09:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
checky ol'fecker
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toneski 29 April 1980
nosaj 4 October 1968
toneski 29 April 1980
ooohh ok take it back...sorry matey..........i must be bloody old . i was standing in a shop one day
and a lady wiv a small child in there . small child nearly walks into me and mother says "mind the man" i turned around looking to see where "the man" was and errrrr....it was me she could of said mind the yoof or somet
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 10:00 am
QUOTE(Nosaj @ Thu 25th May 2006, 09:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ooohh ok take it back...sorry matey..........i must be bloody old . i was standing in a shop one day
and a lady wiv a small child in there . small child nearly walks into me and mother says "mind the man" i turned around looking to see where "the man" was and errrrr....it was me she could of said mind the yoof or somet
and a lady wiv a small child in there . small child nearly walks into me and mother says "mind the man" i turned around looking to see where "the man" was and errrrr....it was me she could of said mind the yoof or somet
lol, i've had similar, small kid with child sized shopping trolley in a supermarket.
bashed into my legs, mum says "say sorry to the man", kid says "sorry"
i stuck my tongue out to bring the conversation back to a level i was comfortable with.
kid laughed, mother led it away in disgust.
nice arse on the mother, just a shame she was so stuck up.
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My TDM :
Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips
current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 TDM900=unmolested. Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 10:48 am
QUOTE(Toneski @ Thu 25th May 2006, 10:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol, i've had similar, small kid with child sized shopping trolley in a supermarket.
bashed into my legs, mum says "say sorry to the man", kid says "sorry"
i stuck my tongue out to bring the conversation back to a level i was comfortable with.
kid laughed, mother led it away in disgust.
nice arse on the mother, just a shame she was so stuck up.
bashed into my legs, mum says "say sorry to the man", kid says "sorry"
i stuck my tongue out to bring the conversation back to a level i was comfortable with.
kid laughed, mother led it away in disgust.
nice arse on the mother, just a shame she was so stuck up.
she may of been secretly "wanting a bit of ruff" ( no offense toneski) you should go shopping in the supermarkets around canne and Monaco. the women there in the supermarket are absolute stunners
they dress up just to shopping , if the women did it here youd fink they were going out on a saturday night i tend to find you get a better class of woman in Sainsburys than you do in Morrisons or Asda
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 10:53 am
lol, i'm not easily offended. 
large, hairy and easily offensive maybe.
just avoid Waitrose, thats where all the snobs go round ere.
large, hairy and easily offensive maybe.
just avoid Waitrose, thats where all the snobs go round ere.
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Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips
current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 TDM900=unmolested. Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 01:36 pm
QUOTE(Toneski @ Thu 25th May 2006, 11:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol, i'm not easily offended.
large, hairy and easily offensive maybe.
just avoid Waitrose, thats where all the snobs go round ere.
large, hairy and easily offensive maybe.
just avoid Waitrose, thats where all the snobs go round ere.
the firm i work for own Netto (apparantly.) not much for me to look forward to then
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Posted 26 May 2006 - 05:24 pm
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Being an authority on the creatures Dappers, could you explain the saying "feeling as rough as a badger's arse"
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Posted 26 May 2006 - 10:28 pm
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Posted 28 May 2006 - 03:50 am
our boss emailed us an ickle program a few months back and it was called the poo timer.
idea was you enter your salary/hourly rate and when in need of a number2 you clicked the "start poo" button and when you got back you clicked the "end poo" button and it calculated how much you had earnt during your poo.
I once had a £18 poo.
most impressive!
idea was you enter your salary/hourly rate and when in need of a number2 you clicked the "start poo" button and when you got back you clicked the "end poo" button and it calculated how much you had earnt during your poo.
I once had a £18 poo.
most impressive!
"Never argue with an idiot. They just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
My TDM :
Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips
current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 TDM900=unmolested. Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
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Posted 28 May 2006 - 05:16 am
QUOTE(Toneski @ Sat 27th May 2006, 10:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
our boss emailed us an ickle program a few months back and it was called the poo timer.
idea was you enter your salary/hourly rate and when in need of a number2 you clicked the "start poo" button and when you got back you clicked the "end poo" button and it calculated how much you had earnt during your poo.
I once had a £18 poo.
most impressive!
idea was you enter your salary/hourly rate and when in need of a number2 you clicked the "start poo" button and when you got back you clicked the "end poo" button and it calculated how much you had earnt during your poo.
I once had a £18 poo.
most impressive!
most impressive! well done lad.
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Posted 28 May 2006 - 06:01 am
18 pounds, that's like ... a 3 month old baby, human baby even.
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Posted 28 May 2006 - 05:56 pm
jeez darcym,
had me worried (and sickened) pound sterling, not pound weight...
18 pound weight of shit ... that would be a big pile of shit!
even in self defence?
big fine? worth more then lunch? more then bikersvest?
"the pointy bit of the axe accidently landed right smack in the middle of his cranium. it was a freak accident, honest gov"
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no not me... the missus
had me worried (and sickened) pound sterling, not pound weight...
18 pound weight of shit ... that would be a big pile of shit!
QUOTE(dapleb @ Wed 24th May 2006, 04:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yes...don't even think about it!
even in self defence?
big fine? worth more then lunch? more then bikersvest?
"the pointy bit of the axe accidently landed right smack in the middle of his cranium. it was a freak accident, honest gov"
with big puppy eyes and pouting lip...
no not me... the missus
I'm an insomniac agnostic dyslexic. I lay awake at night and wonder if there really is a dog.
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Posted 28 May 2006 - 06:57 pm
QUOTE(Guinness @ Sun 28th May 2006, 10:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
jeez darcym,
had me worried (and sickened) pound sterling, not pound weight...
18 pound weight of shit ... that would be a big pile of shit!
had me worried (and sickened) pound sterling, not pound weight...
18 pound weight of shit ... that would be a big pile of shit!
Think what it would do to the commode ... bloody thing would explode. Then Toneski would have some 'splaining to do."Right strong coffee, boss man."
(<--- knows the difference between pound sterling and pound weight, just having a play on words for me mates)
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Posted 28 May 2006 - 07:43 pm
QUOTE(darcym @ Sun 28th May 2006, 07:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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(<--- knows the difference between pound sterling and pound weight, just having a play on words for me mates)
yes, no doubt about that, but i was reading the topic from the bottom up... pardon the pun(<--- knows the difference between pound sterling and pound weight, just having a play on words for me mates)
and came across your comment first...
my reaction:
18 pound??
?? scroll up scroll up scroll up... ow... £!!! thank god !!
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Posted 22 August 2006 - 04:42 pm
QUOTE(Emmett @ Wed 24th May 2006, 11:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Would it help if I mentioned your name?
"easy there badger, I know Dapleb"
"easy there badger, I know Dapleb"
are you badger baiting?
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