International Talk Like a Pirate Day
#1
Posted 30 August 2006 - 06:28 pm
I am expecting all posts that day to be in pirate-ese - stock up on pirate cliches here:
International pirates
or here: Jolly Brit pirates
A barrel of grog to the best pirate picture posted. Probably.
Guinness - I am relying on you to delete any posts that do not start "Yarr!"
#2
Posted 30 August 2006 - 06:31 pm
I am expecting all posts that day to be in pirate-ese - stock up on pirate cliches here:
International pirates
or here: Jolly Brit pirates
A barrel of grog to the best pirate picture posted. Probably.
Guinness - I am relying on you to delete any posts that do not start "Yarr!"
Aaaargh me hearties, a mate at work has got some pirate flags to go on his car :-D
Edited by ChrisG, 30 August 2006 - 06:32 pm.
1992 Mk1, 76k miles, Hagon springs, MTC exhaust, 4½ gears Gone now
2009 900 abs, 42k miles, Yamaha heated grips, double bubble screen, R&G crash bungs, scottoiler, Autocom, 1500 lumen LED spotlights.
#3
Posted 30 August 2006 - 08:00 pm
Yamaha XT660Z Ténéré '08 + Yamaha TRX850 '97
I'll let go of my throttle when they pry it from my cold, dead hands...
#5
Posted 01 September 2006 - 02:23 pm
#6 Guest_Emmett_*
Posted 01 September 2006 - 09:08 pm
I'm not going out on the bike with him again, he's clearly nuts.
#7
Posted 01 September 2006 - 11:13 pm
Lubber! That's 'He be clearly nuts' or 'He be missing a mainsel' ya squab!
Always tell the truth, it will gratify some of the people and astonish the rest. (Mark Twain)
£
Stebel Nautilus air-horn, Corbin seat, MRA Touring screen, single Delkevic silencer.
"I see by your outfit that you are a spaceman"(MkI (3VD) TDM Review)
Hints for using Carpe-TDM. (photo's, links, etc).
#8 Guest_Mungas_*
Posted 01 September 2006 - 11:25 pm
I am expecting all posts that day to be in pirate-ese - stock up on pirate cliches here:
International pirates
or here: Jolly Brit pirates
A barrel of grog to the best pirate picture posted. Probably.
Guinness - I am relying on you to delete any posts that do not start "Yarr!"
yarr shivver me timbers and slap me with a kipper jim lad!!!!
#9
Posted 02 September 2006 - 12:45 am
I am expecting all posts that day to be in pirate-ese - stock up on pirate cliches here:
International pirates
or here: Jolly Brit pirates
A barrel of grog to the best pirate picture posted. Probably.
Guinness - I am relying on you to delete any posts that do not start "Yarr!"
Yarr, you'll all ned your pirate names too.
Get yours here, ye scurvy dogs: http://www.piratequiz.com/
Dirty Sam Rackham
Edited by AL-58, 02 September 2006 - 12:53 am.
#10
Posted 02 September 2006 - 12:22 pm
Get yours here, ye scurvy dogs: http://www.piratequiz.com/
Dirty Sam Rackham
Dirty Tom Bonney
"Never argue with an idiot. They just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
My TDM :
Black 1991 850 MK1, 160k+ miles(ish, best guess really, gave up trying to keep count after 3rd set of clocks and 3rd engine), PilotRoad2 tyres, custom stubby exhaust system, bluespot calipers & goodridge braided hoses with dunlopads, maxton forks, Ohlins shock, kedo handguards, stainless TDM grill, Scottoiler with lubetube & dual nozzle thingy, Givi Wingrack2 with E45 & 2xE36s, renntec crash bars, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider2, Optimate IIIsp, Bagster tank cover, anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led spotlights, heated grips, new braided lines and rear caliper that actually has bleed nipples
Silver-ish 2003 900, 70k miles, PilotRoad3 front tyre (new@65k) & PR2 rear(new at 69k), Renthal 755 bars with KTM handguards, oxford unheated grips, power commander 3usb, scorpion titanium exhausts, standard screen with vario winglet thingy, stainless grill, oem centre stand, bagster tank cover, givi monokey topplate mounted on grabrail with V46 topbox, Givi PL pannier rails with E21s, crash bungs, mirror extender thingys, Halfords Advanced Laser Blue brillance bulbs, 21w led spotlights, touring scottoiler with leehenty dual nozzle, Autocom with blueteeth & PMR radio, TomTom Rider3 Urban, winter style anti-dazzle coating
to fit : led brake light strip, replacement heated grips
current rides : TDM850 3vd/mk1=tourer&scratcher, TRX850=weekend twisty toy, 2003 TDM900=commuter, 2005 TDM900=unmolested. Gone but not forgotton : XTZ750=overland touring toy, GS500e, GS125
If a strange looking truck driver honks at you & gives you the thumbs up, its could be me
#11 Guest_Emmett_*
Posted 02 September 2006 - 05:08 pm
Bloody James Vane
It also told me this;
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
#12
Posted 02 September 2006 - 10:48 pm
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Is that Parrot shit I see's on yer shoulder Bloody James Vane
Another bottle barman if yer please
Edited by bondy, 02 September 2006 - 10:48 pm.
#13
Posted 03 September 2006 - 01:30 am
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
spyball alarm/immob, bluespot brake calipers and Stainless hoses, Fournales air adjustable shock with Remote Resevoir, forks raised 10mm thru yokes, racetech linear fork springs in 15 wt oil, Kappa wingrack/luggage, heated grips, Kedo handguards, dual heat controller to power heated jacket liner and or pants!!, Stebel 136DB horn, K&N air filter, colour matched Baglux tank cover (magnetic tank bag modified to fit cover), osram +50% headloight bulbs, headlight protector,"NitramSpecial" parking loight, tail light indicators all running on LED's & incorporate "Lite Buddies", MK7 Scottoiler fitted, taller screen, 2-2 stainless steel CCC's, Devil stainless down pipes. MKI Renntec engine crash bars & sump guard.
engine changed july 2007 on a dyno run it made 79.1BHP / Torque 59.9Had a brief flirtation with a 1999 MKIIa but it blew an exaust valve on the M5 so was sold on to be repaired.
I loike tay and hang sangwiches !
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#14
Posted 03 September 2006 - 12:26 pm
Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
#15
Posted 03 September 2006 - 05:09 pm
Edited by Buzz, 03 September 2006 - 05:14 pm.
#16
Posted 03 September 2006 - 07:15 pm
Get yours here, ye scurvy dogs: http://www.piratequiz.com/
Dirty Sam Rackham
Yarrrr, the bilge drinkin pirate program gave me Red Tom Bonney so I keel-hauled the squab!
Arrgh!
So I be Red Tom Sternswinger and any lubber that don't like it I'll hang from the rigging by his pikestaff!
Always tell the truth, it will gratify some of the people and astonish the rest. (Mark Twain)
£
Stebel Nautilus air-horn, Corbin seat, MRA Touring screen, single Delkevic silencer.
"I see by your outfit that you are a spaceman"(MkI (3VD) TDM Review)
Hints for using Carpe-TDM. (photo's, links, etc).
#17
Posted 03 September 2006 - 09:43 pm
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you're a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Cool huh? errrrrr... belay that.... what ye think of that ye scurvy dogs?
#19
Posted 04 September 2006 - 07:46 am
Edited by bondy, 04 September 2006 - 07:47 am.
#20
Posted 04 September 2006 - 09:35 am
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